Jokes of the day – A Surprise Quickie

Santa comes home from work early one day. He walks in to the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor.

He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum stuck high in the air for a few seconds, can't take it any more.

Without a word, he lifts up her evening gown, slides it in and gives her the pounding of her life until they both orgasm loudly.

Then he zips himself up, gets to his feet and slaps her ass hard.

"What the fuck was that for?" questions Jeeto.

"That was for not turning round to see who the fuck it was," answers Santa!

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